Laugh, if not smile please

Posted on 8:11 PM by Mathew Palathunakal

An older man never attended church. One day the church got on fire, and there with everyone else, was the old man throwing water.

After the fire fire had been extinguished, the minister said, "This is the first time I've seen you at church."
The old man replied, "And this is the first time I have ever seen this church on fire."

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"How many members do you have in your church?" a friend of the pastor inquired.
"Three hundred," replied the Pastor.
"Are all of them active?"
"Yes," replied the pastor. "One hundred and seventy-five are working for me, and the other hundred and twenty-five are working against me."

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